Jay Bell
Posted in Uncategorized on 01/11/2010 07:10 am by admin
Over hyped, over paid, or just awful who are the 15 biggest sports busts in the last 15 years?
15. Sean Alexander: 2 years removed from the superbowl and his big contract he epitomizes mediocrity
14. David Neid/Nigel Wilson: did absolutely nothing
13. Juan Gonzalex/Jay Bell: for what they did and what they were paid by the Rangers and D Backs, they were theives
12. Mike Willaims, Reggie Williams, Matt Jones: all receivers, all busts
11. Richie Sexson: production vs. contract = grand larceny
10. Joey Harrington: garbage
9. Michelle Wie: over rated, hyped, paid, etc
8. Earnhardt Jr: living off his dad’s name, not his racing
7. David Carr: did nothing, but got sacked
6. Bode Miller: his Olympic performance and “give a rat’s ass” attitude will what he will always be remembered for
5. Beckham: you came to the U.S., were we supposed to care?
4. Kwambe Brown: garbage
3. Courtney Brown/Brian Bozworth: after you are drafted, nobody cares what you did in college
2. Ricky Williams/Michael Vick: possible redemption?
1. Ryan Leaf: yeah “that guy”
Now I get the question, although I don’t know who most of the geezers are you have mentioned.
Michael Vick – The wanker that organised dog fights with his mates. Idiot
David Beckham – Good luck to you for your curling kicks, you’ve passed it mate. You are living on brand Beckham only. Take Slapper Spice and go to the US. You wouldn’t make a pub team in England. The yanks can have him
Marion Jones – Silly girl. You conscience got the better of you. Cheats never prosper.
Wayne Carey – Beating up your woman in Miami. Wanker. I hope you get locked away and become somebody’s new girlfriend. Don’t drop the soap.
Ben Cousins – Poor Benny. God given talent and wastes it on drugs. Then cries “woe is me” to everybody, flies to the US for rehab and goes on a Cocaine bender instead. Grow up Benny boy.
Todd Carney – Gets multiple DUIs. Still drives around and swaps spots with Steve Irwin (not the crocodile hunter, just the same name) so Irwin gets nicked. Irwin gets sacked and Carney earns a reprieve.
Sonny Bill Williams – If you are going to shag a Sydney social butterfly, the toilets in a pub are not the place to do it. I don’t know why your girlfriend stayed with you.
Mark Webber – Blame the car, the team, the track, the crowd, everything. How about, you just aren’t that good Mark?
Eric Cantona – Kung Fu fighting the crowd doesn’t win you fans. Makes for funny t shirts.
Roy Keane – Going from the captain of Ireland in the World Cup to having a disagreement with the coach to running away on a plane. Mick McCarthy was a former boxer. Silly Roy
decided to take him on, and lost.
Lleyton Hewitt – Cmon. Marry a soapy kid, have a baby, go off at the umpires and sell your story to every women’s magazine saying this is your year. It’s not Lleyton. And while Roger Federer is still playing, it won’t be either.
Victor Carter (US Basketballer) Or is it Vincent Carter. Played in the 2000 Olympics. Clash with Andrew Gaze, knock over the umpire, showboat to the crowd and get upset when they start the wanker chant on you. “Carter’s a wanker”
The crowd were right. You are a wanker, Carter.
Bakkies Botha – Eye gouging is very dangerous. Play the game hard, play it fair, but never eye gouge. Thanks to Jake White, you stopped it. However you have made this list for past indiscretions.
SOCOG – Give us three cliched mascots and get upset when Roy & HG bag them and introduce Fatso the wombat. Athletes and the public loved Fatso and hated Syd, Ollie & D1ckhead. For all your marketing strategies, you got beaten by a couple of comedians and a fat wombat wearing dunlop volleys. So what do you do. Ban the athletes from carrying Fatso. Here’s a bowl of sour grapes for SOCOG. You lost and you hate it.
Anthony Mundine – The self proclaimed world’s best everything. He claimed to be the best five eighth playing the game, he wasn’t. He cried racism when not selected for the Australian team, conveniently forgetting the chairman of selectors is fellow Aboriginal, Artie Beetson. He bagged Melbourne claiming they weren’t worthy premiers. Melbourne flogged St George the very next week. The St George captain, Craig Smith punched out Mundine at training next week. Mundine ran away from Rugby League and returnd to announce that he will become a boxer. He claimed he was a better pound for pound boxer than Roy Jones Jr. His first world title attempt saw him knocked out in the 10th. Mundine is the self proclaimed athlete of the century. If he played Basketball, he would probably say he’s better then Michael Jordan. Golf, better than Tiger Woods. You get the picture. Due to his self promotion, he easily makes this list and if I had numbered it, he would be number 1. Probably the only time he is worthy of it.
That’s my 15 for you. Good question my friend.
Jay Bell Jiu-jitsu: Guard pass
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