Senators Puck
Posted in Uncategorized on 11/18/2006 10:30 am by admin

Are the senators doing everything they can to try and gain an upper hand?
A few days ago 7-9 Sabres players ate at an Ottawa restaurant and all got food poisoning before the game. http://www.buffalonews.com/sports/sabres/story/896687.html
Now, with the Minnesota Wild in town, their van carrying their equipment mysteriously catches fire. http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Minnesota-Wild-equipment-van-fire-incinerates-ga;_ylt=AiDl5yRdWQUHGvKeDGV8Ttx7vLYF?urn=nhl,209893
Which player from the sens is doing this to give their team an advantage?
What will be their next move?
Dany Heatley would be my guess. He wasn’t satisfied with the Sens trying to trade him to somewhere he didn’t want to go. He wasn’t happy with it. He told them where he wanted to go and THEY DIDN’T LISTEN!
So he decided, hey, you know what, I’m going to get the Sens in trouble. And he knew the Sens were soooo crappy that they couldn’t beat the Sabres without any help and everyone else knew that too, so he picked the Sabres so it would look like the Senators pathetic attempt to win.
And with Brodeur getting his first start, he knew the Sens needed to win that game, and so did everyone else, but as everyone knows, the Wild are better than the Senators and the Sens needed help with even the greater Brodeur in net, let alone the amateur Brodeur. So he decided to catch the bus on fire and make it look like an “accident.”
Meanwhile he’s lurking in the shadows laughing eating bon-bons.
Binghamton Senators Closing seconds and Calder Cup Victory celebration