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Tiger Woods Cannot Play His Own Tournament

Many people will now know that Tiger Woods had a crash the other day justoutside his own home in Florida. he was luckily not injured too badly however he will not be able to play the tournament is hosted by him for charity.

However do not fear as those golf batteries will still be powered up as the rest of the competitors are still to carry on with the game. The tour features a 1.35 million $ prize for the victor with the rest of the 5.75 going to a worthy cause. Tiger has not had the best of times in recent years with the loss of his father and now crashing into a fire hydrant and tree outside his own home.

What was the real cause behind this?

Well everyone will know by now that the cause of the accident was in fact due to an argument that Woods had with his wife and of course we will know that when the tempers are high, getting into a car is not the best of ideas. The simple reason for this is that he was annoyed and was not paying attnetion. It really is as simple as that.

The Press

As per usual the press are taking it one step further and saying that he has had an affair and cheating on his wife. This really makes me laugh as the press do not ever seem to realise that people just have arguments and storm out. It happens all of the time!

So if you are planning on hitting the golf course this week make sure you have those battery accessories and those 12v batteries at the ready so you do not have to drag around all of those heavy golf clubs. Of course if you felt like it you could go and smash up the car?

Crazy Tiger Woods Fan